HAR DEE HAR HAR.

Everytime I watch a movie or see this commercial on tv, I burst out laughing like crazy and my family members or friends look at me and go like :"YOU SIAO AH."

And you might ask, WHAT IS THIS MYSTERIOUS COMMERCIAL WHICH MAKES THE ALMIGHTY GREAT NICOLE LAUGH LIKE A BABOON?
Actually I don't think baboons can laugh but THATS NOT THE POINT!!!



This is the original one they show in the theatres but I like the second version better. IT'S CALLED THE HOPPER INVASION! CUTE!




HAHAHAHA SERIOUSLY!
I FIND IT SUPER FUNNY HOW A BUNCH OF FULLY GROWN ADULTS START BOUNCING AROUND ON BIG BALLS.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

K actually I find it really cute.
Especially at the end when all of them start bouncing on their balls simultaneously!
ON COLOURFUL BALLS SOME MORE!

AAHAHAHAHAH SO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE! ^^











Speaking of cute round balls, I saw this super cute and super fat boy today when I was out with Olivia Seng.
He looked exactly like the small boy named Russell from the movie Up.
HAHAHAHA.
Here's a picture!
http://img131.yfrog.com/i/oghe.jpg/

I named him Kevin, because there is this fucking fat guy in The Biggest Loser Asia called Kevin too!!! d

AND I MADE A SONG FOR HIM!!!


KEVIN, OH YOU ARE SO ROUND AND SQUISHY KEVIN!




HAHAHAHAHAHA K TOODLES I'M GONNA DREAM OF KEVIN TONIGHT ~

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!! :)

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!

(Man that was so tiring. HAHAHAHA.)





(I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS UP WITH ME AND FOOD AHAHAHAHA. They look cute okay!!!)

True meaning of Christmas:

Just a week before Christmas I had a visitor. This is how it happened. I just finished the household chores for the night and was preparing to go to bed, when I heard a noise in the front of the house. I opened the door to the front room and to my surprise, Santa himself stepped out next to the fireplace.

"What are you doing?" I started to ask. The words choked up in my throat and I saw he had tears in his eyes. His usual jolly manner was gone. Gone was the eager, boisterous soul we all know. He then answered me with a simple statement . . .

"TEACH THE CHILDREN!" I was puzzled. What did he mean? He anticipated my question and with one quick movement brought forth a miniature toy bag from behind the tree. As I stood bewildered, Santa said, "Teach the children!

Teach them the old meaning of Christmas. The meaning that now-a-days Christmas has forgotten. "Santa then reached in his bag and pulled out a FIR TREE and placed it before the mantle. "Teach the children that the pure green color of the stately fir tree remains green all year round, depicting the everlasting hope of mankind, all the needles point heavenward, making it a symbol of man's thoughts turning toward heaven."

He again reached into his bag and pulled out a brilliant STAR. "Teach the children that the star was the heavenly sign of promises long ago. God promised a Savior for the world, and the star was the sign of fulfillment of His promise."

He then reached into his bag and pulled out a CANDLE. "Teach the children that the candle symbolizes that Christ is the light of the world, and when we see this great light we are reminded of He who displaces the darkness."

Once again he reached into his bag and removed a WREATH and placed it on the tree. "Teach the children that the wreath symbolizes the real nature of love. Real love never ceases. Love is one continuous round of affection."

He then pulled from his bag an ORNAMENT of himself. "Teach the children that I, Santa Claus, symbolize the generosity and good will we feel during the month of December."

He then brought out a HOLLY LEAF. "Teach the children that the holly plant represents immortality. It represents the crown of thorns worn by our Savior. The red holly berries represent the blood shed by Him.

Next he pulled from his bag a GIFT and said, "Teach the children that God so loved the world that he gave his begotten son." Thanks be to God for his unspeakable gift.

Santa then reached in his bag and pulled out a CANDY CANE and hung it on the tree. "Teach the children that the candy cane represents the shepherds' crook. The crook on the staff helps to bring back strayed sheep to the flock. The candy cane is the symbol that we are our brother's keeper."

He reached in again and pulled out an ANGEL. "Teach the children that it was the angels that heralded in the glorious news of the Savior's birth. The angels sang Glory to God in the highest, on earth peace and good will toward men."

Suddenly I heard a soft twinkling sound, and from his bag he pulled out a BELL,. "Teach the children that as the lost sheep are found by the sound of the bell, it should ring mankind to the fold. The bell symbolizes guidance and return.

Santa looked back and was pleased. He looked back at me and I saw that the twinkle was back in his eyes. He said, "Remember, teach the children the true meaning of Christmas and do not put me in the center, for I am but a humble servant of the One that is, and I bow down to worship him, our LORD, our GOD."

Just a short story for you all to understand the true meaning of Christmas.

Don't forget! ;)

Merry Christmas everyone!!! :D

Christmas eve!

Merry Christmas Eve everyone!!! :D








And...








PEACE OUT FROM MALAYSIA YO!

PICTURES SPEAK A THOUSAND WORDS.

OKAY LIKE I DON'T LOOK UGLY ENOUGH ALREADY, THE PICTURES JUST HAVE TO BE FUCKING BIG.

FUCK I HATE PHOTOBUCKET.



Anyway, going to M'sia tomorrow early in the morning and went out with Olivia today.
Pictures uploaded today, tomorrow I shall blog about the trip and events properly.
Pics taken today are with Seng ahbeng. Upload them another time!
Will be back on Sunday afternoon! :)

LOTS OF LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! :D

I AM BACK!

HELLO EVERYONE I AM BACK!
DID YOU MISS ME?
I KNOW YOU DID.
COS I MISSED ALL OF YOU TOO!


I have all the pictures from my trip in my lappy already and I will upload them soon kkk I promise!!! :)

Meanwhile...













Christmas is nearing. ♥



Xoxo, Nicole. ;)

The IJ Days. ;)

WHOOOOOOO I'M LEAVING FOR AUSTRALIA IN A FEW HOURS TIME!

Remember to miss me as I will miss everyone of you that misses me too!
Awwww. :')

I was talking on the phone with Olivia just now and she's finally back from the US! :)

Then I started reading my older posts.
AND OHMYGOD I USED TO BE A FUCKING AHLIAN LAH I SWEAR.
And I also realised that I've forgotten how fun it was to be in a girl's school with all the nonsense and bullshit we do daily.
Not to mention punching each other's boobs AHAHAHAHA.




something extracted from my older posts:

"& then i remember, me and Beng were talking about hairy-ness that day. & she said that hair defines a man, David Cook is hairy, so he's a man, & David Archuleta has no hair, so he's not a man. HAHAHAHAHA. & I said, hair defines an ape, which means Cook is an ape. HOHOHOXZXZXZ :D Afterwards, we were talking about food, then Lowie started pouting her lips for some unknown reason...? Then Beng said it looked horrible & it only enhances Lowie's lip hair. HAHAHAHAHAH! & she said that having hair defines a man."


And another...


"Beatrice wanted to practice her singing & overcome her stagefright.
so me, Gracia, Lowie, Beng, Tia, a little bit of Rachel&Fatin
decided to act like American Idol the judges.
i was Paula,
Gracia was Simon,
Lowie was half Randy, half Ryan Seacrest. :DD
Beng was half Randy,
Tia was half Simon,
& Gracia was half Simon also.
Gracia interrupted & said "STOP STOP, THAT WAS HORRIBLE, IT SOUNDED AS IF A CHICKEN WAS BEING SLAUGHTERED", in a british accent, like Simon would.
Then i interrupted & said "NO! I THINK THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL, ABSOLTUTELY..." & i started clapping like Paula would.
So Beng took over the role of Randy.
she said " yo dawg, i like you man, but i just aint feeling it y'know? you got talent dude. & im a great fan, but it just aint there yet dawg..." like Randy would, in a dawg-ish way."


And yet another...


"Olivia was so cute today.
when i entered the canteen today,
she was sulking and whining.
then she saw me
then she walked over to me & hugged me
& she wouldnt let go.
just because Lowie didnt want to go out w her."


Oh and finally my post about how much I miss IJ,
http://sixtynine-roses.blogspot.com/2009/04/i-miss-ij.html


Hahahha for those who missed out on it.












LOVE YOU GUYS AND I WILL BE BACK SOON!!! ♥

R PATTZ UGLY.

Hello!

I'm back from my sleepover at Krystal's and we just went swimming!!!
I'm exhausted cos we slept at like 5am in the morning and woke up in the afternoon ahahahaha.
Go to http://lookbeforeyoufall.blogspot.com/ to go see how unglam I look yesterday night and how she expresses her enthusiasm about me staying over!!!
HEEHEEHEE. :P


MY KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR:

Peter Facinelli (born November 26, 1973. Age 36), is an American actor. He became known as the star of FOX's 2002 television series Fastlane. He plays Carlisle Cullen in the film adaptations of the Twilight series.

BUEH TAHAN.

I THINK HE'S REALLY HANDSOME.

I went to watch New Moon again with Gracia Tian Shuning yesterday and omfgwtflolbbq when Carlisle Cullen came out I was hyperventilating.

HE'S SO HANDSOME LAH.

I think only he and Ashley Greene fit the description of Vampires.

OHMYGOD I'M IN LOVE WITH THE FATHER OF A HUNDRED AND NINE YEAR OLD UGLY LOSER!!!

And the hundred and nine year old ugly loser is none other then...

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TADAAAAAAAAH!!!!

*woman screams in the backgroud and eerie music starts playing and everyone who rests their eyes upon this ugly picture will soon die from heart failure due to staring at this monstrosity.*

(I'm bullshitting really.)

BUT WAIT TILL YOU SEE THE NEXT TRAUMATISING ONE.

YOU WILL DIE ON THE SPOT LOL LOL LOL.

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> -WORLD WAR 3 BREAKS OUT-

I REST MY CASE.



K lotsaluv and goodnights and wait for my next post my darling readers!!! :*


P.S. The music video for the song Fireflies by Owl City, REALLY HAS NO LINK.