Self absorbed.

HELLO MAY! :-)

This is pure faggotry

Nerdkenstein

CONJOINED TWINS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I am just the cutest LOLOLPOLOL NOT

Well what can i say?

1) I love myself

2) I was bored

3) I was bored

4) I was booooooooooooooooooooooooooooored :-)

Pick up lines

"If you were a transformer, you'd be Optimus FINE. Hot dayum"

"People call me Nic but you can call me tonight."

"My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't contain it."

"Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?"

"Let's make a fraction, me on top of you."

"If you were a door, I'd slam you all day."

"Are your parents terrorists? Cuz you are DA BOMB!"

"Are you a chemist? Because you're looking Fluorine Iodine Neon."

"Are you an Avox? Because you leave me speechless."

"You dropped something........ MY JAW."

"Did you just fart? Cuz you blew me away."

"How do you like your eggs? Sunny-side up or fertilized?"

"I hope you have pet insurance, because I'm about to destroy your pussy."

"There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it."

"ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, LOL LETS FUCK"



And the best joke of all time:
"When Obama proposed to Michelle, he told her I DON'T WANNA BE OBAMA MYSELF."

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLARZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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:-)

#KONY2012

This really moved me.

I know the gist of this whole video is to garner everyone's support and let the world know about Kony and his cruel actions and plans and blah blah, but the thing in this video that really captured my attention was seeing so many people from all around the world getting together to help one country in need. I think this is the 1st step to world peace. There are so many evil people out there and the fact that so many people have done so much over such a long period of time to help save Uganda, is truly touching and I'm sure this project will be such a major success. It's really really really nice to see that these people never gave up, and are fighting so hard for the freedom and the peace of Uganda, their friends in times of despair.

You know the quote: "First they came for the Communists but I was not a Communist so I did not speak out. Then they came for the Socialists and the Trade Unionists but I was not one of them, so I did not speak out. Then they came for the Jews but I was not Jewish so I did not speak out. And when they came for me, there was no one left to speak out for me."

This situation Uganda is facing is more or less like the normal evil man ruling everyone shit. But this time instead of the whole world just sitting around to watch them suffer, people from all around the world gather together to save Uganada and help them, and are putting in their 100% to ensure that in the end, justice is served.
This is what humanity should consist of. We'd have such a peaceful society if everyone cared more, bothered more and put aside our differences to help one another. World peace will be achieved. :-)

HTTP://KONY2012.COM

You can make a difference :-)

I'm turning 16 in a day's time! :-)

TALK ABOUT OLD LOL.